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Jan 8

necrute:

necrute:

a teenage doctor sits in school and sees a hot girl he likes. to his shock, he finds he has a boner! not to worry, he thinks as he gets out his sonic screwdriver. he sonics his hard on. nothing happens. he sighs in resignation.

it doesn’t do wood.

i didnt spent a whole 5 minutes thinking of how to properly phrase this for 32 notes come on this is comedy gold

(Source: sanfrisko)

Jan 5

(Source: derekfuego)

hiseyescouldntlie:

sofapizza:

forgot how to bird

the guy’s just like “fucking hell not again this is so embarrassing”


That’s not just a guyThat’s JonTron

hiseyescouldntlie:

sofapizza:

forgot how to bird

the guy’s just like “fucking hell not again this is so embarrassing”

That’s not just a guy

That’s JonTron

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

(Source: loversdreamersandyou)

2minutedrill:

Only Peyton Manning.

2minutedrill:

Only Peyton Manning.

Dec 7
papa-bigdick:

What

papa-bigdick:

What

(Source: baby-og-sus)

Dec 4

connorkawaii:

"you’re obsessed with video games"

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Dec 3

spinnybread:

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Dec 1

thatbluebox:

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